Prince Harry prepared for his visit to the North Pole by not having a “c–k cushion”.
During his appearance on ‘The Late Show with Stephe Colbert’ on Tuesday, the Californian royal went into detail about his now infamous frozen penis.
The Duke of Sussex has explained that he suffered a ‘freeze’ on his ‘todger’ after taking part in a charity hike in the Arctic with four seriously injured ex-servicemen from the war in Afghanistan.
The March 2011 200-mile walk raised £2 million ($2.38 million) for the charity group Walking with the Wounded.
“These amazing veterans were on a march to the North Pole, they had all the training, I had none,” he told Colbert. “I came in thinking, how bad can this be? It’s only the North Pole, it’s only minus 35 degrees.
The Invictus Games founder has revealed he was better prepared for another trek to a freezing destination – the South Pole – because a “lovely lady” made him a special pad that protected his royal member from freezing.
The handcrafted pillow protected “my man, my johnson, my wilson, my todger, my willy,” he shared, revealing that previously his royal member was only covered with one or two layers of clothing.
“When you walk you get hot and you try not to sweat because the sweat freezes and once it’s numb you don’t know the pain,” he added.
Harry confessed that it wasn’t until weeks later that he realized something was wrong down there.
There was “nothing visible, nothing obvious, it was a slowly deteriorating situation,” he said.
In the recently released tome, ‘Spare’, the prince goes into substantial detail about suffering from a frozen ‘todger’ as he walked his brother down the aisle at Prince William’s wedding in April 2011.
After applying Elizabeth Arden cream to the affected areas, Harry finally saw a doctor who told him that time would heal his petrified penis.
The Cold Cucumber isn’t the only personal tale in the long-awaited tome.
Harry also details how he lost his virginity to an older woman behind a pub.
“She was very fond of horses and treated me a bit like a young stallion,” he wrote. “Quick run, after which she kicked my rump and sent me into grace.”